Speeding

I'm doing traffic school today. What a drag. How much does it cost to speed? Well to do 53mph in a 35mph zone it costs $300 plus 8 or more hours of your time to complete online traffic school.

The traffic school is the worst. It takes forever. You can't move to the next page until you've watched the current page for 10 minutes. Awesome. The only thing that could make this more fun is if you get on question wrong on the chapter quiz then you have to re-read the chapter at 10 minutes per page. It's so exciting my pants are tight.